Momisms :) - Mommy Dil

When farts/burps are the most loved sounds..
When you can smell butts in public without batting an eyelash..
When you can discuss poo as if it were the most serious topic ever..
When Dr Google becomes your best friend and worst enemy..
When you can finish your bath and other bathroom business in 5mins or less..
When there is laundry to do all the time..
When a night out on the town is a quiet dinner in a baby friendly place..
When brushing your hair and putting on a dab of lippy is the ultimate dress up..
When every dress you own is chosen on the basis of access..
When your closet stops being the most crowded..
When all trips to the mall end up with shopping in the baby section..
When loud peppy music in your car gets replaced by mellow music or white noise..
When your mobile storage is always full..
When finishing half your meal at one go or wolfing it all down in 30sec is considered a success..
When you get a pacifier/toy instead of a tube of lipstick from your hand bag..
When three hours of uninterrupted sleep feels like you ve slept for half your life..
When a little person becomes the center of your universe..
When being a tiny being’s slave is the best thing ever

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