• Funnies!,  Mommy

    Momisms :)

    You know you are a new mom… When farts/burps are the most loved sounds.. When you can smell butts in public without batting an eyelash.. When you can discuss poo as if it were the most serious topic ever.. When Dr Google becomes your best friend and worst enemy.. When you can finish your bath and other bathroom business in 5mins or less.. When there is laundry to do all the time.. When a night out on the town is a quiet dinner in a baby friendly place.. When brushing your hair and putting on a dab of lippy is the ultimate dress up.. When every dress you own is…